Sometimes I just scroll through my dash and marvel at the quality…
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
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Things I want to do when I hear “Don’t you cry no more”
- Cry
- Sob
- Wail
- Tear out my heart
- Drown in tears and blood
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when i saw this
i did not sign up for a million feels
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my blog is rated g for gay
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Girls don’t like boys girls like fanfiction, food, middle aged celebrities, and television.
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can someone teach me how to go to bed before 12
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